But I thought it was small of him to let me go like that... I stayed home with Sarah. Which made it worse---she fed me. It got so I couldn't reach the refrigerator door anymore. And then she put me on a small silver chain. Soon I was two feet tall. I had to use a potty chair to shit. But she still let me have my beer, as promised. Ah, my little pet," she said, "you're so small and cute!" "I'm not a duck, I'm a man!" "Oh my little sweet man-y-man!" She picked me up and kissed me with her red lips... Sarah got me down to being 6 inches tall. She carried me to the store in her purse. I could look out at the people through the little air holes she had poked in her purse. I will say one thing for the woman. She still allowed me to have my beer. I drank it by the thimble. A quart would last me a month. In the old days it was gone in 45 minutes. I was resigned. I knew that if she wished to do so she could make me vanish entirely. Better 6 inches than nothing. Even a little life becomes very dear when you near the end of life.